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First Love Is Never Easy, Part II ©

To read Part I, scroll down to February 12th.  Today, we continue with Part II.

To get his mind off Delila and his wounded soul, poor TestaVerde (TV for short) the Roseate Spoonbill visited all his pals near and far.   He took horseshoe crab fishing lessons with Maya the Great Egret.

He dropped in on Julio the Cormorant who was hanging out with his cousins.  He listened for hours and hours to their stories about the wonders they saw under water:

Then he started confiding in others about his fragile amorous state.  His buddy Jestsayin the Roseate Spoonbill gave him his usual retort when baffled by the conundrums of life.  “Get a life and quit worriwartin’ over some fool girl Rosy”  Jestsayin sputtered and TV went on his way.

He spent an evening with Grandebouche the Brown Pelican who wasn’t much help either.  “Ya think ya got problems???  I cain’t git a fish bigger ‘n a shraimp with all tha competition here.”

Of course, it didn’t help matters much when, next morning, Neptune the Osprey started showing off to his latest conquest by screeching out to her while she was taking a dip:

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Bellezza was blindingly beautiful but TV the Roseate Spoonbill could barely see this, so smitten was he with Delila:

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He met up with Rudolph Valentino (RV) the Reddish Egret and complimented him on his dancing and fishing skills.  Now, I don’t know if you remember this but Neptune the Osprey told all who would listen that RV made the avian population swoon at the very sight of him.

Well, TestaVerde had learned this fact through Maya the Great Egret and with a hesitant voice, queried RV if he could learn from him.  “Ah, my friend—it’s my red feathers that sets ‘em off, doncha know.  Maybe if ya dyed your pink feathers a tad red, they’d come running”;  he replied to a disappointed TV.  His heart, with a little toss, confirmed his thoughts that he only wanted one to come running and that ONE was the Divine Delila.

He ran into a Great, great aunt of Celeste, the Tricolor Heron out doing her morning fishing.  She was in a terrible rush and kept on flying. Besides, as she was later overheard to say with a sniff, that she “didn’t have time to stop and chat about the affairs of the heart”:

So on and on he went with no resolution. It was too far to go to see the Shaman on Lake Okeechobee to get his advice.  But like his spirit brothers and sisters, the wolves in Yellowstone, TV had developed a special relationship with the moon over the years.   When it was full and fully risen, he would sit under a lone palm tree and point his beak towards the sky.

What followed, I’m not at liberty to say but Testaverde came back one night with a little skip and hop to his stride.  Everywhere he went after that, the avian and mammal world would sigh with appreciation. Even the humans were stunned by his unique and striking demeanor.

Delila was with her sister Delice when she caught sight of this Adonis and gazed with adoration at him.  Of course, Delice could only laugh at this turn of events.

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Now, whenever there was a splash party and Delila caught sight of the “new” TestaVerde, she would let out a little screech and run to his side.

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What happened that night under the palm tree, you wonder? I often wonder myself (TV only divulged bits and pieces) but if I have to take a guess, I’d bet that TestaVerde came into his own that night. He realized that by being a kind and gentle soul and having so many wonderful friends was more important than being the latest crush at the rookery.

What do YOU think??  I’d love to hear your speculations. Oh, and Basilio the Roseate Spoonbill:  what happened to him?  Well, there’s much, much more to this story and all will be revealed down the road a bit.  First, we must go back to the Great Blue Herons’ tale narrated by our diva, Maya the Great Egret.  So, while you’re speculating on what happened to TV the Rosy that fateful night, why not listen to this love song done by MY biggest crush when I was 13.  Oh, be still, my fluttering heart!!!   Ciao, y’all et á bientôt.   ;D

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A Tale of Woe as Told by Juno the Osprey

Hello, y’all.  My name is Juno the Osprey and I’m Neptune the Osprey’s sister.  Neptune is famous in these parts ‘cos he catches the best fish and even holds workshops fer tha tourists who doant kno how to fish!!  Anyhowdaloo, Ima here today to telle y’all a tale of woe about peeple who MIGHT kno howta fish but shurrre cain’t dispose of their debris in the right way ya kno!!  Lemme git Ms P ta put up a few photos to illustrite my tale:

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Waille, me an’ my brother Neptune the Osprey were hangin’ in tha nest a few weeks ago when in flew a Great Egret:

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After the greetings all ’round, the Great Egret and Neptune started a discussion on the best time ta fish.  Welle, normally, I’d tune out that kinda talk but the visitor sounded so sad, I decided to put off my nap:

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On and on he went, tellling us how he had recovered from a long illness after losing a leg. “YA LOST A LEG???” yelled Neptune?  “Howdat happin??”

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And he tole us ’bout tha filament and hooks that the people who fish leave behind. Instead of disposin’ of ‘em properlike, dey jest cut ‘em loose in tha water and thain us poor wildlife are left ta deal wif it.  “Some of us die a terribal, painful death, doncha kno!!!  I wuz lucky.”   With that, he flew away and suddenlike I saw the missin’ leg:

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Oh, it makes my heart sad to think of it. Anyways, back to a few weeks ago:  I met up with a Yellow Crowned Night Heron who spends her days and nights looking for somethin ta worry ’bout:

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She tole me ’bout the Brown Pelican who got caught in a fishing line and spent 3 months in a rehab center:

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He almost died before the good humans could catch him and take care of him.  Then, last week I ran into Delice and Delila the Roseate Spoonbill sisters:

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They tolle me ’bout the injured Snowy Egret down at the pier:

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He had the same kinda injury from discarded fishing filament but overcame enormous hurdles and now he rules in Fish Soccer:

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What’s Fish Soccer, you say?  Oh, it’s just our version of the human one but we use fish instead of a ball.  What a DUMB idea, non????  Usin’ a ball, I mean.  At least you can eet tha fish!!

So, what would it take for humans to dispose ‘a their debris properlike? Oh, let me think:

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Done thinking.  Alle ya need is a little more respect and kindness fer us wildlife, non???  After all, we bring so much beauty into yer lives, don’t we deserve a little more thoughtfulness?? So, please, plese pleeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeee, watch out fer my friends.

So, Ms P thank yuuu fer lettin’ me telle mah tale a’ woe. Must go an’ take a nap now:

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Neptune the Osprey States His Case.

Ms P. told me to go and introduce myself  because she’s busy right now (between you and me, she’s bein’ doing too much twittering, wink, wink!).  Actually, you met me some time back since I’m Juno the Osprey’s big brother and I was the one who got the shock of my life when Ms P. showed up on a bad hair day.  For her, not me!  Oh, yes, my name is Neptune, Goodall, Gore, Carson, Thoreau, Muir, Suzuki or Neptune the Osprey for short.   Well, I just wanted to clear up some misunderstandings with Maya the Great Egret and I’m in a hurry because the pelicans are guzzling up all the fish out there!

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First off, I AM Maya’s friend. I love her almost as much as I love my sister Juno but sometimes, these young ones get things muddled in their over-active minds, if you get my drift.  But today, I want to dissolve the idea that ospreys are greedy.  Greedy?  GREEDY?  GREEDY? Waille, lemme tell ya , Missy Maya, there are others out there far, far, far, far, more greedy than us!  I could tell ya about the pelicans for one—they’re everywhere ya turn, gliding, splashing and diving!  And please– have ya seen the pouches on them?  They pack away a whole trawler in five seconds!  But that’s a story for another time.

I’m going to tell you about my Buddy RV the Reddish Egret and the encounter he had with a pair of seagulls.  No, he’s not named RV for the gas guzzler but for the Latin lover, Rudolph Valentino. Some say he’s the Johnny Depp of the barrier islands and others call him Mr. Makesmedroolsobad . Yeah, he’s that good-looking:

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Whatever, he’s my good buddy RV and here’s his story. One day, in Ding Darling he was minding his own business being happy with his shrimp-catching when:

[caption id="attachment_1095" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption=""Whoop! Dinnint know shrimp was on the menu.""]"Whoop! Dinnint know shrip was on the menu."[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1096" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption=""Go git yer own. I'm not sharing!""]"Go git yer own.  I'm not sharing!"[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1097" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption=""Ah, RV, c'mon!""]"Ah, RV, c'mon!"[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1098" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption=""What jest heppened here???? Did he jest .. did he ... wha'..""]"What jest heppened here???? Did he jest .. did he ... wha'.."[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1099" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption=""Gulp!!!! Yeah, he did. Guess I'll hafta git another.""]"Gulp!!!! Yeah, he did.  Guess I'll hafta git another."[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1100" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption=""Yum, che buono, delizioso, even better than the first one.""]"Yum, che buono, delizioso, even better than the first one."[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1101" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption=""Wha' WHA'... is he for real? Back again? "]"Wha'  WHA'... is he for real?  Back again?  [/caption] [caption id="attachment_1103" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption=""Back off, back off, yer not gittin' this one.""]"Back off, back off, yer not gittin' this one."[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1104" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption=""Aw, RV c'mon, you always get the best. Didn't yer mom and dad teach ya that you should share?""]"Aw, RV c'mon, you always get the best.  didn't yer mom  and dad teach ya that you should share?"[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1105" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption=""Yeah, they did and they also told me to fish for myself. Go git yer own.""]"Yeah, they did and they also told me to fish for myself.  Go git yer own."[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1106" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption=""Please, RV I'm tired and hungry. I overslept 'cause I was up partying all nite over on the pier at Ft. Myers beach.""]"Please, RV I'm tired and hungry.  I overslept 'cause I was up partying all nite."[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1107" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption=""One last time, then. Ya gotta learn to git yer own.""]"One last time, then.  Ya gotta learn to git yer own."[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1108" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption=""Thank youuuuuuuuuuu, RV. You the best, man. Catch ya later.""]"Thank youuuuuuuuuuu, RV.  You the best, man.  Catch ya later."[/caption]

Well, I don’t know what all!  I think that seagull was conning RV. I see him do that a lot!  So, Maya the Great Egret,  ya see now that you might have been mixing ospreys up with seagulls or pelicans?

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Anyhow, thank you all for listening to my tale of woe. Thank you Ms P. fer letting me use the photos ya didn’t want ta show because they were taken at the wrong time of day.  Whatever!  Now, I must go and see if there’s any fish left after all those pelicans descended on our barrier islands!  See y’all later!

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Neptune the Osprey Takes a Bath.

I was chatting with Maya the other day and she told me — in her inimitable fashion — of how ospreys wash themselves.  She added that she and her kind spend hours preening their feathers to make them look spanking shiny but Ospreys take the shortcut and go for a bath instead.  She elaborated by assuring me that they do that because they are greedy and want to get the best fish before the rest of the plebeians dive in!  Well, I don’t know how she developed her logic but here she is to tell her story:

[caption id="attachment_1071" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption=""Yoo hoo, Mr. Neptune the Osprey, what are ya doin' down there?""]"Yoo hoo, Mr. Neptune the Osprey, what are ya doin' down there?"[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1072" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption="Why, I'm taking a bath, Maya! What a strange question to ask!"]Why, I'm taking a bath, Maya!  What a strange question to ask![/caption] [caption id="attachment_1073" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption=""How do I get my feathers spanking shiny? Well, first I squiddle down and give a good shake to those feathers.""]"How do I get my feathers spanking shiny?  Well, first I squiddle down and give a good shake to those feathers."[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1074" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption=""Then, I hoist up the tail feathers a bit.""]"Then, I hoist up the tail feathers a bit."[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1075" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption=""Then i squiddle the life outta the tail feathers.""]"Then i squiddle the life outta the tail feathers."[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1076" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption=""Then I hafta plunge right in, headfirst.""]"Then I hafta plunge right in, headfirst."[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1077" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption=""I hafta be very careful not to choke, though!""]"I hafta be very careful not to choke, though!"[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1078" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption=""Whaddya mean I look like a wet owl? That is soooo rude, Maya. You need to watch your manners. Where's your mother?""]"Whaddya mean I look like a wet owl?  That is soooo rude, Maya.  You need to watch your manners.  Where's your mother?"[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1079" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption=""Well, I gotta go get more fish before nightfall. And you watch your manners, little missey!!""]"Well, I gotta go get more fish before nightfall.  And you watch your manners, little missey!!"[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1080" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption=""Sheesh, Ole Neptune is getting the cranks a bit soon. Eh, Maya? He's only 6 months older than Juno, right?""]"Sheesh, Ole Neptune is getting the cranks a bit soon.  Eh, Maya?  He's only 6 months older than Juno, right?"[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1081" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption=""Oh, Mr. Cattle Egret, sir. I didn't see ya there. Mr. Neptune put a dagger right through my heart, so he did.  He just flattened the tiara right outta my head!  An' I thought fer shuurre we were friends!! I need Mom or Dad, no, Mom, no Dad, Oh Ms. P,  whatta Ima do????""]"Oh, Mr. Cattle Egret, sir.  I didn't see ya there. Mr. Neptune put a dagger through my heart, so he did.  An' I thought fer shuurre we were friends!!"[/caption]

Oh, my goodness!  Trouble in the Avian Paradise.  I hope they’ll patch things up, soon.  Meanwhile, treat yourself to a little dance and remember:things are not always as they seem to be!  ;D

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