Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. I’m very pleased–albeit a tad harried–to introduce myself. I’ll be your narrator today. I’m filling in for Maya the Great Egret who was filling in for Ms P who is…suffice it to say, I’ll do the job.

Eldorado the Cattle Egret
You see, Ms Maya had a meltdown during rehearsals for the upcoming post on Jealously down by the Rookery or some such idiotic title to that effect. Oh, sorry–I’m Eldorado the Cattle Egret and I’m a very distant cousin of Zinnia the Cattle Egret. Anyway, here’s a look at the upcoming post (which will appear after the conclusion of Delila the Roseate Spoonbill’s dilemma with Basilio):

Mac and Apple the Great Blue Herons
You really must excuse Ms P for the lame names she has come up with, lately! (Honestly, Mac and apple–must have a private word with her anon.) At any rate, the two have a sad tale to tell and I’m rather relieved to report that Maya the Great Egret will, indeed, be doing that narration in a few weeks. So, I’ll bid you all adieu (I’m off to the Everglades for a long vacation to work out my own dilemma). I’ll leave you with this music that underlies the sentiments I feel right now.



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