Hello, y’all. I’m Julio the Cormorant and today I’m fillin’ in fer Ms P.
Ms P is losin’ her mind–her words not mine or Maya the Great Egret’s!!!! See, Maya the Great Egret is my bestest friend and we hang out on the barrier islands fishin’ and havin’ fun every minute of the day with her bestest friend, Juno the Osprey. We hadn’t seen ole Ms P fer some time so we did an investigationne and here’s the scoop. It seems that Basilio the Roseate Spoonbill over on Ding Dee overheard her say: “OMG, I fergotte ta do the blog on tha rosies”. OK, so she doant talk like that but ah jest caint git that weird accent a’ hers. Anyways, heere’s a pic of Basilio, the new crush on the Ding Dee circuit:
Basilio the Roseate Spoonbill
He’s the guy Delila and Delice the Roseate Spoonbills gotte their first ivver crush on…Say what, Ms P????
"Sheesh, Ms P--she look laik a volcano comin' outta her ears!!"
Oh, yeah right–ya didde telle me aright! OK. Here’s the scoop fer realle: Ms P has been losin’ her min…say wha??? Ms P is bahaindde on the blog cos she bin bissee with settin’ up her bidness. Thank yuuu, Ms P. No prob!!
She says life goes on and on and on at tha rookerie (sp?) and now the Great Egrets (cousins of Maya the Great Egret) are busy gettin’ ready for Valentine’s Day and gathering bookays a flourers:
Speakin’ a’ Valentine’s Day, Baudelaire the Great Blue Heron is back from Paris and is going ’round talkin’ ’bout a new book by Ms P’s sister, Brigitte. Maya got her beak stuck in thet book every day fer a month now! Sheesh! Wish I cudde read human words. Anyheydadoodle, Ima askke Baudelaire fer some tips on how to romance. He quite the dude ’round tha rookerie (sp?):
Oooowwww! That Ms P’s got such a hollerin’ voice!!!! Nearly broke my sonic nerve there!!! It seems that Ms P is takin’ over the story ta “clear things up.” Herre she is an’ I’m off ta do what I do best–fishin’ an’ havin’ fun. Ms P shudde take a lesson.. OOOOOOWWWWW:
Thank you, Julio the Cormorant. I’m very grateful to you for “helping” me out with my apologies to all for the delay in blogging. Soon, I’ll divulge where I’ll be in SW Florida with my products. For now, I’m including a sound byte from Julio about Paris is the Pits–a wonderful romantic comedy by Brigitte Downey: “Maya the Great Egret say she gotte her book at Amazon an’ Baudelaire typed in a link fer it HERE “ And I, Ms P, will say “Aurevoir et à bientôt” to all with this wonderful song from Adamo who reminds us that “Spring is just under the snow”. Enjoy and talk to y’all soon! 
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