Monthly Archives: December 2009

Happy Christmas Y’All from Southwest Florida

One day recently, while out taking a stroll,  Beau and Blanche Butler, the Sandhill Cranes came upon the topic of how humans drive themselves into a frenzy at this time of year.  The following is a rendition of what Ms P thinks they were musing about:

[caption id="attachment_1407" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption="“Ah jest caint git my feathers around tha whole concept, Blanche”"][/caption] [caption id="attachment_1408" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption="“Why, Mr Butler, I do declare—ahve nivvah seen ya git this interested in tha humans afore. Jest let tha mystery be, why doncha.”"][/caption] [caption id="attachment_1409" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption="“But Blanche, mah lil tiddledee crane, ya jest cain’t put aside the fact that humans out there are puttin’ up fake trees and throwing, ah mean THROWING tin foil all over them and callin’ eet decoratin’..”"][/caption] [caption id="attachment_1410" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption=" “Oh mah poor Beau, ya bin’ eetin’ too much pond algae agin. Thet’s jest a tradition, is all, jest some fun.”"][/caption] [caption id="attachment_1411" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption="“Waille, if that’s fun, then ah shurre am glad Ima Sandhill Crane, uh huh.”"][/caption] [caption id="attachment_1412" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption="“Ms p says it’s acause of a celebration of someone who was born many many years ago and who wanted above all peace and justice for all—now that ah ken git.”"][/caption] [caption id="attachment_1413" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption="“Mebbe them humans aint so crazy after alle.”"][/caption] [caption id="attachment_1414" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption="“Ah, Blanche Butler, my heart is full, it is!”"][/caption] [caption id="attachment_1415" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption="“Jest wish dey mebbe would treat us wildlife wif more respect—we’re part of tha universe too, yessir.”"][/caption] [caption id="attachment_1416" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption="“Blanche, what ivver is that yonder???”"][/caption] [caption id="attachment_1417" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption="“Hahahahahaha jest look—it’s tha Great Egrets are gittin’ in tha human act!!!”"][/caption]

And

there

indeed

was a Great Egret wearing a Santa hat:

[caption id="attachment_1418" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption=""Santa, d'ya git mah letter? Hein? hein?  hein? I want "Paris Is the Pits" the book by Brigitte Downey fer Christmas.""][/caption]

Ms P would like to wish HAPPY HOLIDAYS to everyone on earth and to those of us who celebrate Christmas, here’s one of her favourite Christmas hymns. And She would like to sign off with her idea of the Florida Christmas tree:

[caption id="attachment_1419" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption="FLORIDA'S FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS TREE"][/caption]

MERRY CHRISTMAS, Y’ALL!  :D

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A Tale of Woe as Told by Juno the Osprey

Hello, y’all.  My name is Juno the Osprey and I’m Neptune the Osprey’s sister.  Neptune is famous in these parts ‘cos he catches the best fish and even holds workshops fer tha tourists who doant kno how to fish!!  Anyhowdaloo, Ima here today to telle y’all a tale of woe about peeple who MIGHT kno howta fish but shurrre cain’t dispose of their debris in the right way ya kno!!  Lemme git Ms P ta put up a few photos to illustrite my tale:

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Waille, me an’ my brother Neptune the Osprey were hangin’ in tha nest a few weeks ago when in flew a Great Egret:

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After the greetings all ’round, the Great Egret and Neptune started a discussion on the best time ta fish.  Welle, normally, I’d tune out that kinda talk but the visitor sounded so sad, I decided to put off my nap:

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On and on he went, tellling us how he had recovered from a long illness after losing a leg. “YA LOST A LEG???” yelled Neptune?  “Howdat happin??”

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And he tole us ’bout tha filament and hooks that the people who fish leave behind. Instead of disposin’ of ‘em properlike, dey jest cut ‘em loose in tha water and thain us poor wildlife are left ta deal wif it.  “Some of us die a terribal, painful death, doncha kno!!!  I wuz lucky.”   With that, he flew away and suddenlike I saw the missin’ leg:

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Oh, it makes my heart sad to think of it. Anyways, back to a few weeks ago:  I met up with a Yellow Crowned Night Heron who spends her days and nights looking for somethin ta worry ’bout:

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She tole me ’bout the Brown Pelican who got caught in a fishing line and spent 3 months in a rehab center:

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He almost died before the good humans could catch him and take care of him.  Then, last week I ran into Delice and Delila the Roseate Spoonbill sisters:

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They tolle me ’bout the injured Snowy Egret down at the pier:

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He had the same kinda injury from discarded fishing filament but overcame enormous hurdles and now he rules in Fish Soccer:

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What’s Fish Soccer, you say?  Oh, it’s just our version of the human one but we use fish instead of a ball.  What a DUMB idea, non????  Usin’ a ball, I mean.  At least you can eet tha fish!!

So, what would it take for humans to dispose ‘a their debris properlike? Oh, let me think:

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Done thinking.  Alle ya need is a little more respect and kindness fer us wildlife, non???  After all, we bring so much beauty into yer lives, don’t we deserve a little more thoughtfulness?? So, please, plese pleeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeee, watch out fer my friends.

So, Ms P thank yuuu fer lettin’ me telle mah tale a’ woe. Must go an’ take a nap now:

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Breaking News!!

Hello y’all!! I have some verrrrrrryyyy exciting news that I have to tell y’all ’bout. Yes, verrry excit…Yes, Ms. P…Thank you Ms. P– Oh thank Juno the Osprey?  Right away, Ms P.

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Juno, my bestest friennde, my BFFFFFestestss  in the whole world… Yes, Ms P. Juno, sorry have somathaing VERRRRYY important ta say. I knowe ya have verry important post to narrate but Ima BURSTIN’ to tell about this. GULP!  Thank youuuuu Juno the Osprey.  Owe ya, BFFFFF!

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OOOOOOHHHHH, Ima sooo excited, I caint barely git the words out. Oh, be still my racing Egret heart!!  OK!  My heroine, Nellie Flanagan has a book out about her.  It is called:   “Paris Is The Pits”  by Brigitte Downey.

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When I heard about her from the storytellers of Lake O, I knewed that she would be my role model: “All the the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players.  they have their…”  Yes, Ms. P ah KNOWWWE I hevve improved my English — That Nellie is my inspiration!!  But I doant want to lose my Great Egret language–so, aille be bi-lingual!!

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Pssst, Nellie, when arrre ya comin’ ta Florida????  Hein?  Hein?  Hein?

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Yes, Ms P.  I’ll finish up and give the good people the link to the book, so I’ll take my bow:

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Now, come back y’all for Juno the Osprey’s tale of woe in a few days. but first go git the awesome book about Nellie Flanagan, my heroine!

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Here’s the link on Amazon:   So, y’all click on it and git the book. Yalle LOVE  it :D !

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Hannah the Red Shouldered Hawk Has Her Say

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Heeeeellllloooooo, evvereryone!  I’m Hannah the RS Hawk and I’m here on behalf of Ms P. She wants y’all to know that she will will be back very soon with a tale of woe.  The story will be narrated by Juno, Neptune the Osprey’s sister.  I auditioned for the part but Ms P said i wussnnint ready yet for my grande debut–so here I ammme to introduuuuuuuce Juno the Osprey.  Check back in a day or two to hear “The Tale of Woe” as tollleed by Juno the Osprey.  Yessse, ms P–Ah knoooow I’m bein’ looong winndeed.  Ok, Ms P –See y’all lat….!!!!!!!

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