The last time we saw Juno (June 9th posting), she had asked her bro to help her fly. Now, we haven’t yet told you Bro’s name. Did you think it was Jupiter (after the Greek god)? Well, no, his name is Neptune (the other brother in Greek mythology). You see, there’s a little bit of a story behind his name. Growing up, Neptune the osprey showed great promise playing the saxophone and won a full scholarship to Julliard. This was a great honor but Neptune, instead of hearing the wind through his sax could only reminisce about the wind through his feathers. After a year, it was decided he would return home to the family fishing business on one of the barrier islands in Southwest Florida.
Neptune the osprey was a local hero and a bit of a comedian, too. He loved to swoop low over people’s heads with a juicy catch in his huge talons and scare the shorts off them:
[caption id="attachment_669" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption=""Whoooooeeeeeee""]

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More than that, he loved to freak out the tourists by tearing at his sashimi.
[caption id="attachment_670" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption=""Mmmm, mmmp,mmuummp, talon likin' guuuuuuud!""]

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He was thrilled to bits when Juno was born and promised her he’d teach her everything he knew. So here we are, looking in on the flying lessons:
[caption id="attachment_672" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption="Neptune: "Teach you to fly? Eh, can't now, got a date." Juno: "But Bro, you promised!!! You did, you did, you did, you did!!!""]

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[caption id="attachment_673" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption="Neptune: "Well, it's going to be sundown soon. Maybe we can practice a few wing flaps!" Juno: "Yay, wing flaps. I LOVE wing flaps!""]

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[caption id="attachment_674" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption="Neptune: "OK, ya have to hold your wings like this, see?" Juno: "Sheesh, THAT far?????"]

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[caption id="attachment_675" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption="Juno: "Like this? Schreeeechhh!!!! Is that water down there?" Neptune: "Sheesh, you almost took my eye out. Easy with those wing flaps!!!!""]

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[caption id="attachment_676" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption="Juno: "I don' wanna fly, it's too scary!" Neptune: "Don't give up, Juno, you can do it!""]

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[caption id="attachment_677" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption="Juno: "OK, one more time. Am I flying yet?""]

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[caption id="attachment_678" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption="Neptune: "Not yet, first you need to do a little hop with BOTH feet and open your wings at the same time." Juno: "ARE YOU TOTALLY CRAZY!!!!!! I CAN'T DO THAT!""]

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[caption id="attachment_679" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption="Neptune: "Juno, you have to be VERY patient! It took me a long time to learn. We'll try again tomorrow." Juno: "Ha, you can practice with your date. I'm NEVER going to fly. NEVER, NEVER!!! WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA""]

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What’s it going to take to get Juno to fly? We’ll see later! Meanwhile, listen to Tom Waits “Time” and have yourself a ball! ;D