Monthly Archives: June 2010

Neptune the Osprey Becomes a Daddy! Part I ©

Neptune the Osprey liked to live on the edge. When he was spoken of, it was with a hushed tone, a reverence, an admiration ….  Oh, was he ever the loved one; the beloved; the subject of stories told up on Lake O by the elders and the Shaman late into the night!  He was, as if one could be all that and more, the epitome of the PERFECT BIRD.  He was known throughout as:  Neptune the Sax; Neptune the Julliard Scholar; Neptune the Good Brother; Neptune the Sarcastic (but in a gentle way);  Neptune the Idol (of the barrier islands and beyond!); Neptune the Friend; Neptune the Comedian; Neptune the Fisher; Neptune the Fearless; Neptune the Lover and on and on. 

One day in late August of 2009, he became known as Neptune the committed to one and only one.  Neptune the what???? Yes, everyone wanted to know—Neptune was committed to one and only one???  Yes, Neptune had fallen in love.  Up until then, he had chiseled a nook in every heart far and wide even when he was a juvenile:

Even the Roseate Spoonbills were in love with him and made a gigantic flap over the news:


Up until then, Neptune loved his life and recognized, at a young age, that he had it good. He loved to say that the best thing in life was to feel the Gulf of Mexico breezes fluff up his feathers as he flew in and out of the barrier islands;  stopping to dive for a fish here; hover in the thermal winds there;  saluting a friend over yonder;  but something nagged at him and BADLY! SOMEthing was missing.  Try as he might, he could not figure out what until the day he caught sight of Bellezza.  There she was:

Nothing had ever knocked him flat on his striped tail feathers, hit him over his noble head, took more wind out of him than the lovely Bellezza.  Something about the curve of those wings!   Hmmmm!  Delicious!!  His longtime buddy Rudolf Valentino the Reddish Egret (RV for short) went off his food for a day when he heard the news:

Somehow, RV didn’t think this would enhance the Fearless One’s life any. Grande Bouche the Pelican was just plain blunt:

[caption id="attachment_2061" align="aligncenter" width="626" caption=""You can kiss the good times adieu, my friend!!!""][/caption]

Before long, there were banks of grey moisture hovering over the Gulf of Mexico. And it wasn’t rain or an incoming hurricane.  It was the collection of tears and moans and heart-wrenching gulps of despair from all those who were secretly in love with Neptune.  All their dreams were dashed! This cloud of melancholia and lost hope that rose up into the air and wafted out to sea hovered for several weeks:

Neptune didn’t care.  He had netted more miles than a retired pilot; he had done a lifetime of  living and now–only now–did he have a clear idea for why he was alive:  it was so that he could meet Bellezza and spend the rest of his island days with her.  There was one tiny hitch—they didn’t have a place to live.  His sister Juno told him about the nest near the pier down on Sanibel Island.  It seemed it had been empty for a while and he and Bellezza decided to try it out by jumping a few times to test the floor:

So the nest—a marvelous affair of unknown provenance—would accommodate nicely until they settled permanently down farther on the Gulf.  With the speed of a lightning flash, the pair settled in and life went back to normal for all.

Many moons later, the day came when passers-by heard the strangest chirping and the daily leisurely fishing took on a frenzied pace.  For weeks, one could only speculate until, like royalty, two little critters were presented to an adoring public:

Neptune had become a Daddy!! Life as he knew it had changed in a nanosecond. The chicks  were the spitting image of the parents.  It seemed that the chicks doubled in size with every screech and every bite and Neptune, as well as Bellezza,  had quite a load to carry.  What had happened???  How could life get so overwhelming so quickly?  But before we explore that, we’ll check out the goings on over the past few weeks.  So, come back in a few days, won’t you, for more pics?

Meanwhile, here’s a little something to listen to.  A bientôt!  ;D

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Everything Deserves a Second Chance

While I was searching through some of my files I came across a series of images that I thought I should delete.   Technically, they left much to be desired but going through them, they cheered me up immensely.  I’m sure you all know by now that I’m daft about wildlife and I can spend HOURS poring through images that are, well, a bit on the goofy side.

In the following series two juvenile Great Blue Herons are entertained by the goings-on of two Great Egrets:

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The feathers started puffing and swirling; the squawking reached a billion decibels; and one curious little Juvie Great Blue Heron got caught in the middle of the melee and could not believe his eyes:

[caption id="attachment_2042" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption=""I want my Mommy!!!""][/caption]

When the hustle and bustle was over, the two juvies had moved farther down the bush and vowed to steer clear of the amorous Great Egrets forevermore:

[caption id="attachment_2043" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption=""Whoa, Never want to see THAT again!!!!!!""][/caption]

But it was only a matter of a few minutes before they were back in their own neighborhood:

[caption id="attachment_2044" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption="'Pssstttttt! What are they doin' now???""][/caption]

Never a dull moment at the rookery!! And now for some music:  here is Chet Atkins, Mark Knopfler with the Everly Brothers with WHY WORRY.  And here is the Dire Straits’ rendition. Enjoy :D

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Isn’t It romantic, Part II ©

First of all, let me say a very big “Thank You” to Barbara Kramer who suggested I use the names Starlet and Elroy for the two snazzy Snowy Egrets I noticed a month ago.  Here’s a link to the April 29th post:  Part I

It looked like they were having a sweet little fling so I decided to keep an eye open for them the next time I was in their neighborhood.  Here’s what followed:  It seems that, after a few elegant moonlit dinners at Mullet King and All Ya Kin Eet Shraimppe, they were in full courtship and the displaying of mating feathers began:

They were full of the bloom and blush of first love:

But something was not quite right and Elroy could feel it in his neck feathers.  You see, every human and every critter on this wonderful earth has a divining rod.  For Elroy, the D-rod hid in 3 of his neck feathers and they drove him crazy when the balance was tilted:

[caption id="attachment_2010" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption=""The neck, the neck, the neck!!!!""][/caption]

He stopped showing off his magnificent feather fan and faced Starlet:

[caption id="attachment_2011" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption="“Is something wrong, my widdle, wee, sweet Starlet pea?”"][/caption]

Nearby, Krank the Great Egret (Sixth cousin, 10 times removed of Maya the Great Egret) tried hard not to listen but couldn’t help thinking:

[caption id="attachment_2012" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption="“Way ta go, Elroy!!! No good can come of this. Never ask a snowy girl why she’s feeling sad.” "][/caption]

Poor Starlet could no longer hide her pain:

[caption id="attachment_2013" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption=""Elroy, darlin', don't get me wrong but... I love the Everglades and the vast, vast plains and the ponds and the lakes and the magical evenings but I miss my barrier islands and home.” "][/caption]

Elroy thought a moment and asked:

[caption id="attachment_2014" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption="“Would it help if you told me about your barrier island home?” "][/caption]

At this, Krank the Great Egret (Sixth cousin, 10 times removed of Maya the Great Egret) let out a massive sigh, then shrugged, sucked in his cheeks and with a jaded eye mentally declared:

[caption id="attachment_2015" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption="“Diggin’ yerself in deeper, my friend—doant say I dinnit warn ya!!”"][/caption]

Starlet’s lore blushed deeper and deeper and her heart was ripe to bursting with love for this darling, caring Snowy Elroy.

And so the floodgates opened and Starlet told all who would listen–but only Elroy mattered—about the glorious barrier islands on the unparalleled gulf of Mexico:

Starting with a heart-wrenching description of her own piece of beach, where the famous Great Blue Heron, Baudelaire, took his evening stroll…

[caption id="attachment_2018" align="aligncenter" width="900" caption="Baudeliare, The Great Blue Heron--known to all, far and wide."][/caption]

…She continued late into the evening and night with tales of unimaginable joy of a wading bird’s life in and around the Gulf of Mexico.  But the whole family (at least, those who could) moved to the Everglades because something terrible—oh-so-terrible—happened in the gulf farther up the coast…

Come back soon for a long look into the marvelous world of Starlet the Snowy Egret’s Island home and other beautiful wildlife that also call it home.

Speaking of home, I came across something recently that I hadn’t heard since I left my home in Ireland.  It’s one of the pieces of music that my father, with uncontained joy, would share with us.  I hope you enjoy it as much as I’ve enjoyed rediscovering it.  HERE IT IS. :D

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